Dear friends, this is an historic day. My lovely assistant Fabiana has achieved wonders. Every thought I sent you over the last few months has been faithfully replicated, complete with the right pictures.
What’s more, from now on I just type the words and insert the pictures and Fabiana’s magic will see to it that everything appears on the internets in the right shape and form.
Ah, the wonders of modern technology. This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship, as Humphrey Bogart would say. Fabiana will personally see to that.