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Royal Wedding’ed out? I know I am

In fact, I got the Hell out of Dodge, as the Yanks say. That’s the advantage of having a private jet – you can just pop out at your leisure if it becomes a bit too much.

Believe me, when your senses start being assaulted with things like William-and-Kate-themed bog parafernalia, you realise things are getting out of hand. If anyone ever came up with seriously crappy Wedding merchandise, this must be it.

Fortunately, there was one bit at the very end that made up for a lot. You can say a lot about batty old Charles, but he does have taste in cars.

A Happy Ending after all.

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